Well then… Thank you~
Inventacos!!
What the hell is the first one supposed to help with???
And then the last one is just a nokia phone???????
help im so confused
First one is probably helping with smudging your screen, and Nokia=unbreakable phone.
PFF XD
Okay, so I saw these gifs of a dildo going around on one of those luggage belts. I then clicked on the accompanying audio file, wondering what it could possibly be.
Then something beautiful happened.
The song…it is not at all what I expected. As soon as I heard those first notes, I spit iced tea everywhere. Help me I’m dying.
I
FUCKING
THE SONG
I CAN’T
Oh god
At first I was like “Eh, yeah, that’s a big black dildo that’s kinda boring”
but
then
the song
….A dildo is giving me feels. Ok. ;A;
Some one help me can’t stop laughing.
I can’t
Breathe
This is my fav post on tumblr
OH MY GOD THEY UPDATED IT
This. This is why I joined Tumblr.
Sometimes I remember this is a Thing that Exists.
Uh… yeah sure. That is something I can do, in time of course.
Eh… no sorry. Diapers and the other things you listed are some of the few things I will not draw in any form or shape(there are more, I just don’t know the name).
But… uh no I will not and do hope you respect that.




























